Bottle Opener
Bottle Opener
You may not be able to preach truth on the book but you can at least open your bottles in style.
.: Plastic exterior with a metallic bottom
.: Magnetic back
.: Bottle cap shape
.: Two different opening mechanisms
.: Matte finish
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All items are produced to order and will ship when completed. Due to the nature of American manufacturing and distribution please be aware that your item will take a few days to get to you. Shipping options at checkout reflect time to ship after the product has been made and does not dictate manufacturing time.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
You're a grown up, you know how to wash and care for a number of things. Remember when your parents separated types of laundry when you were a kid? I bet you rarely do that anymore because you realized that in this dystopian reality that it doesn't really matter.
If you've got questions though check the label.